Showing posts with label T-Rex. Show all posts
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Sunday, 13 October 2024

Snapshots #365 - A Top Ten Songs About Metals

If anyone wants to take me to task that Metal Mickey isn't holding a camera in the above image (as is customary for this feature), I have but one retort: he has an in-built camera, of course!

Here are ten songs featuring precious, and not-so-precious, metals. 

 

10. Spotted in a thirty centimetre X-ray.

Yhirty centimetre X-ray.

T-Rex - Think Zinc

9. Nine carat or less.

That's pretty low quality gold.

Lowgold - Mercury

8. In later years, he would go live with the rabbits.

In a Hutch.

David Soul - Silver Lady

7. Enjoys Welsh foxglove with her muffins.

Welsh foxglove is Ffion. Martha had her Muffins.

Martha Ffion - Lead Balloon

6. Never had a daily show.

Jon Stewart was the host of the Daily Show. Not John Stewart.

John Stewart - Gold 

I know many of you would have preferred Spandau Ballet, but that would have been too easy.

5. Could be a gutted diva. 

"A gutted diva" was an anagram...

David Guetta - Titanium

4. Shrunken heads.

Small Faces - Tin Soldier

3. Introducing...

Prelude - Platinum Blonde

2. Everything gets confused when a twit perishes.

"Twit perishes" was another anagram.

White Stripes - Aluminum

I think you're missing the second i there, Jack.

1.  Red lynx cat meets naughty dog. 


A red lynx would be a bobcat. Marley was a naughty dog in Marley & Me... with a sad end.

(This was actually a photo of Bob and a couple of the future Wailers in their first band, The Teenagers. But you try to find a photo of Bob Marley that isn't instantly recognisable!)

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Iron Lion Zion

Snapshots will be back next Saturday. I'm not taking the Mickey!


Monday, 27 November 2023

The Oh Dear I've Not Done A Monday Post Post


It's late Sunday night and I just want to go to bed and read a chapter of my book, when I realise I haven't done a post for Monday morning. I could just leave it. It wouldn't be the first time I've skipped a day. Or more. But I realise that if I try to read now, I'll just end up thinking about what I could be blogging, so...

T-Rex - By The Light Of The Magical Moon

There was a halo round the moon on Saturday night. I wonder if you saw it where you live? Apparently it's caused by "the refraction of moonlight from ice crystals in the upper atmosphere." My photo isn't as impressive as some of the ones you'll find on the news sites, but still, I was pleased I caught it at all.

The Cure - Halo

More bright lights I captured on my late evening walk with Bertie... though I'm less impressed by these. This is a house down the end of our road which has gone overboard on the Christmas decs... and it's not even December. It's lit up like this most of the night. Hope they can afford the electricity bill. 

Richard & Linda Thompson - I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight

I know they're going for "Yay! Festive!", but when I walk past, I just think:


Which gives me an excuse to close with this. 


And now I can go to bed.

Sunday, 12 December 2021

Snapshots #219: A Top Ten Sarah / Sara Songs


I did look for a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker holding a camera. That would have been timely with the whole Sex & The City revival going on right now, Unfortunately I couldn't one. Also, SJP annoys the hell out of me. Unlike the divine Sarah Paulson, an actress who elevates any film or show she appears in. 

So it's Ms. Paulson who introduces our Top Ten Sarah Songs. Take it away...


10. Oft welcomed, a comet flowed.

"Oft welcomed, a" and "a comet flowed" are both anagram...

Fleetwood Mac - Sarah 

9. Connected to celebrity's thigh.

The star's hip bone would be connected to the celebrity's thigh bone...

Starship - Sara

8. Headwear that can't be plaited.

You can't plait fog, can you?

Foghat - Sarah Lee

7. Found in the lobby and nowhere else.

"lobby and" was an anagram...

Bob Dylan - Sara

6. Murder via heavenly bodies.

Sun kills moon! (That's Mr. Mark Kozelek there. Don't mess with him.)

Sun Kil Moon - Sarah Lawrence College Song

5. Maternal agony.

Anagram!

Ray LaMontagne - Sarah

4. Jim Morrison claimed to be one.

He claimed to be a Lizard King. And the King of the Lizards was...

T-Rex - Sarah Crazy Child

3. Hipster friend quits card game.

My hipster friend is Ben. If he quits a card game, he folds.

Ben Folds - Zak & Sara

2. Axe murderess needs to eat more pies.

Lizzie Borden needs to put on a bit of weight.

Thin Lizzy - Sarah

(Strong stomachs or sick bags required for that video.)

1. Linked to the Church and the Quakers.


Church Hall + Quaker Oats.

Hall & Oates - Sara Smile


Smile, Sarah - there'll be more Snapshots next Saturday...

Tuesday, 18 February 2020

Hot 100 #20


Welcome back to the Hot 100. And please be upstanding for Brian...

I will count on seeing American power-pop band 20/20 as the art on the top of the next post in this series... preferably from their first single or their first album. Don't let me down, Rol!

Now, I have to admit I'd never heard of this lot before, but I knew Brian wouldn't let me down.

20/20 - Yellow Pills

Thank you, Brian. Because otherwise, I would surely have irked all the musos by choosing this image instead...


(To be fair, Jim in Dubai suggested this lot. He went with...

Matchbox 20 - How Far We've Come

...whereas I would have chosen...

Matchbox 20 - Unwell

Still. What do we know?)


Anyway, enough of that. This is going to be a long one, so let's just get straight to your suggestions, starting with Martin...

Elvis Costello - 20% Amnesia 

Very good start.

The Steve Miller Band - Living in the 20th Century

80 weeks in, and you're an expert.

The Kinks - 20th Century Man 

Elvis Presley - Twenty Days and Twenty Nights

Pet Shop Boys - Twenty-Something 

Muddy Waters - 32-20 Blues 

Rory Gallagher - 20:20 Vision 

Chubby Checker - Twenty Miles

No barrel-scraping there at all, Martin. A fine selection.

Next up, The Swede, with some rather middle of the road suggestions this week... and by that, I mean I've heard of most of them.

T-Rex - 20th Century Baby

Father John Misty - In Twenty Years Or So

Magazine - Twenty Years Ago

Sneaker Pimps - Ten To Twenty

Menomena - Twenty Cell Revolt

And then, just when he was starting to lose me...

Hang on...what about Eddie Cochran's 'Twenty Flight Rock'?

Excellent choice. Has featured on this blog before, but I can't remember where.

Over to Lynchie...

Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks - 20/20 Vision

Never heard that before, but I approve.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - 4 + 20

And I love those early CSNY tracks.

Barenaked Ladies – 20/20 Hindsight

Erykah Badu - 20 Feet Tall

Can't say no to any of those, Lynchie.

And now, let's welcome Alyson back to the Countdown...

It's not for everyone, in fact most of you will feel quite ill if you listen to it, but several people recorded the song Twenty Tiny Fingers back in the day - Alma Cogan, The Stargazers and the Coronets.

Here's the thing, Alyson... nothing is for everyone, and the stuff that is (or is supposed to be) is usually rubbish. I liked all those, but I think I preferred the version by The Stargazers.

Status Quo had a song called Twenty Wild Horses (one for Jez)... 

...and Placebo had one called Twenty Years.

There we go, Alyson is suggesting Placebo songs. I feel like my work here is done. All genre barriers have been broken down.

Next up, it's over to Dubai. Here's Jim...

Edwyn Collins - 20 Years Too Late

The Undertones - Top Twenty

The Phenomenal Hand Clap Band - 15-20

That's new to me. Cool.

George Benson - 20/20 Vision

(I was waiting for someone to suggest that - surely the most obvious of the 20/20 songs?)

Thermometers - 20th Century Girl

Time for Rigid Digit...

The Vaccines - 20/20

Joss Stone - 4 And 20

Kenny Rogers - 20 Years Ago

Can I just interrupt here to throw this in...

Montgomery Gentry - 20 Years Ago

Thank you. Back to Rigid Digit's suggestions...

Regina Spektor - 20 Years of Snow

Rufus Wainwright - Sonnet 20

By this point, I'm starting to wonder if some of you have just made a list of artists who are frequently featured on this blog and then gone looking for appropriately numbered songs. Oh, wait, here's someone who has blatantly done just that. It's Douglas McLaren...

So the consensus above seems to put T-Rex in as front-runners and obvious favourites. And I admit I too, had I not been late to the game, would have suggested the same, with perhaps Elvis Costello as an outside chance and Pet Shop Boys as a dark horse.

T-Rex? Has someone suggested a T-Rex song? Not that one The Swede mentioned, surely? Sorry, Douglas, I interrupted your monologue...

But as I am late to the game, I am going to put forward not just another choice, but one which I am sure you will see has the power of research, reason, and persuasive logic behind it.

For starters, I have observed a long running tendency for our esteemed blogger to shy away from obvious front runners to surprise with some surprise underdogs. Consider, for example, a couple weeks ago when all were putting heavy money on Gene Pitney for #24, and up came Half Man Half Biscuit. I argue that T-Rex supporters going all in for a dead cert face possible extinction if there is a meteoric rise of some new kid on the Cretaceous block.

So who might that be? If you were thinking Elvis, the King (and who better than a King to dethrone the Tyrant-Lizard?) you are wrong. I have just the candidate for you: George Jones. Before you scoff, consider this:

Research shows that George has been undergoing a slow and steady upsurge in popularity within the pages of this fine blog. The "Search" box at the top reveals that his first appearance ever here was as an 8th place finish on April 15th, 2013, with "The World Worst Loser", in a Top Ten about "Losers". Before you chortle indeed and mutter something about the title being prophetic, or get off a wry comment that losing in a contest of Losers doesn't really make you a winner, wait for what comes next.

George had a comeback the following year by teaming up with Tammy Wynette, always a wise strategy. That time, on January 6th, 2014, it was a 7th place finish with "I've Seen Better"...marginal improvement, you say? Well, improvement nonetheless and it gave him the confidence to try again, and this time, with all in for a placing.

It took him a few years (his age slowing him, I suppose) but it was worth it; on April 19th, 2018, it was "The Race Is On" (ironically in a Top Ten about Horse Racing) that landed him in the Winner's Circle with a strong 2nd Place showing in a Top Ten appropriately about the races.

And that was it. George could smell victory, and there was no stopping him. He spent the next year in training, eating nothing but Wheaties and working out like a man half his age. It was Stallone in Rocky XIII (am I up to date???) all over again.

Avid readers will know that the payoff came just last week. And this would be big...not just some local, "best of show" Top Ten victory. George had his sights set higher. He wanted a win in one of the big time circuits, and he had his hopes pinned on a Saturday Snapshots #1 placing, and, miracle of miracles, just a few days ago, he came through with "He Stopped Loving Her Today". You saw it with your own eyes.

But having tasted victory, George now wants more. What, he asked himself, would be better that a Saturday Snapshot win? What giddy heights could he aspire to now with a fairy tale finish to his Cinderella story in these hallowed pages? It took some thought, but then...by George, he had it!

He would take the first spot in the final 20 countdown of the Hot 100. Let the younger kids have the final weeks (by Gad, he hoped it would not be U2 with "One"!). But he would show there was life in the old boy by having #20 all to himself. It had to be. He was made for this. He shuffled through his back catalogue, his memory stirred by a half-forgotten title. He rummaged for a few moments, past the big shiny hits, under the sleeper successes, and yes, there it was!

And out he pulled... 

George Jones - I've Aged Twenty Years in Five

Take that, T-Rex.

(mike drops)

Wow. What can I say, Douglas, except that if you've spent such a (scarily) long amount of time researching this blog, there's one thing you must know for sure... Bono doesn't stand a chance.

OK, before we get on to the rather obvious winner, I have a confession to make. There were so many 20 songs in my collection (many of them mentioned above, many not), I didn't even have time to listen to them, let alone link to them. Here are the edited highlights...

Sun Kil Moon & Jesu - Twenty Something

I'm starting with that one because I have featured it here before as a Mid-Life Crisis Song. In that post I mentioned how Mark Kozelek wrote the song about Johnny Saint-Lethal, the lead singer of a little-known American guitar band called The Show. And do you know what, JSL actually left a comment in return... although for some reason, that has disappeared from the blog. Fortunately, I have it saved in my inbox, so here's what he said:

"I took Mark's writing the song about my book and I as a stunning nod. I think, however, if you had read the collection (as Mark actually did... please see "1983 MTV Era Music...") you would see the honesty in which it was written. Not at all a know-it-all. Quite the contrary. If you can find a copy (there's only 1100), you might enjoy it and view me differently. I speak to you from the "grave" though. I put JSL to death a couple years ago. RIP. Next chapter. Be well. Bless you all."

Thank you for that, Johnny, and I wish you well. I'm genuinely sorry if it seemed like I was judging you though - the post was meant to be more of a judgement of miserable, middle-aged gits like Kozelek and myself and how we secretly miss being 20-something and are jealous of anyone who still is.

I think.

Anyway, back to a few more selected 20 Songs from my hard-drive...

Simple Kid - The Twentysomething

Spector - Twenty Nothing

Travis - 20

Supergrass - 20ft Halo

The Waltones - Special 20

Bob Seger - 20 Years From Now

Death Cab For Cutie - 20th Century Towers

Low - $20

Manic Street Preachers - Teenage 20/20

The Shirelles - 20th Century Rock n Roll

Lowell George - 20 Million Things

The Civil Wars - 20 Years

Pandora's Box - Twentieth Century Fox

OK. I think I can safely say you've all stopped reading now.

So what is this week's winner?

Well, if I were to go with the non-obvious choice, it would this...

Amy Rigby - 20 Questions

...because Amy Rigby is great.

However, sometimes you just can't deny the inevitable.

And so we have to give this week's prize to Charity Chic as he was first to suggest it.

Some guitar riffs are so powerful, they blow everything else off the field...



Of course, this does mean that CC has now won two weeks in a row. Can he make it a hat-trick? I mean, next week is 19. Shall we just skip that and call it too easy a win?

Or will we all be surprised by a rank outsider?

To be honest, I haven't even started looking yet. So feel free to surprise me...

UPDATE: NO 19 SONGS WILL BE ALLOWED WHERE THE 19 IS PART OF A DATE IN THE 20TH CENTURY.


Tuesday, 11 February 2020

Hot 100 #21


Yes, I could have chosen the logo of Twenty One Pilots to illustrate this post, but I don't think they ever recorded a song as good as this. Feel free to disabuse me of that notion should you wish. Jim In Dubai also suggested another 12 group...

Jim's Twenty One - Throwaway Friend

...which I don't think is his own bad, but it's pretty good regardless.

Welcome to the 80th post in this series (look, I did the Maths, you work it out)... which means The Key To The Door: Number 21.

Let's start with Martin, who appears to be struggling somewhat this week...

Erm. 21. Feels like there should be loads.

Well, I found a fair few.

So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds

That... wasn't one of them.

Alanis Morrissette - 21 Things I Want In A Lover

Neither was that. Although it's a step up from So Solid Crew.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik - 21st Century Boy which is probably the first time they've rubbed up against Alanis...

Blimey, you really are scraping the barrel this week.

The Who - 1921

That's more like it.

ELO - 21st Century Man

That's not bad either. Not a winner though.

While we're in the 21st Century, we might as well get these out of the way too...

The Soundtrack of Our Lives - 21st Century Rip Off

Mike Peters - 21st Century

Laptop - 21st Century World

Toto - 21st Century Blues

Frank Hamilton - 21C

Glenn Frey - Love In The 21st Century

Frank Turner - 21st Century Survival Blues

Jamie Cullum (yes, Jamie Cullum, deal with) - 21st Century Kid

Midland - 21st Century Honky Tonk American Band

Jim in Dubai offered Luke Haines - 21st Century Man

C tried King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man

The Swede had T.Rex - 21st Century Stance and The Membranes - 21st Century Man, but curiously not The Mebranes - The 21st Century Is Killing Me.

And Rigid Digit supplied Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown, which hails from the same album as Green Day - 21 Guns. Not their best, no, but no their worst either.

Finally, Douglas offered...

Bad Religion - 21st Century (Digital Boy)

But... well, let's face it: the 21st Century is pretty horrible, so I think we'll skip all those, fine songs though they may be.

Back to The Swede...

Luxuria - Lady 21

Bon Iver - 21 Moonwater

Juana Molina - Wed 21

Sounds like John Shuttleworth on the keyboards there, Swede.

Snailhouse - Twenty One Years

Personally though, The Swede concludes, I'd like to suggest Twenty One by The Apartments. What a truly wonderful band they are.

That is very nice, I have to admit it. Doesn't exist in my own record collection (yet), which is the one stipulation to be a winner on this series. But I definitely have to investigate it further.

Where's Lynchie? Putting all his eggs in one basket this week, it seems...

Well, it's obvious the winner is Twenty-One by The Eagles.

I was very tempted, I'll admit it.

Here comes Brian, who's backing The Swede's final suggestion, but also throws in this...

The Flaming Lips - One More Robot / Sympathy 3000-21 

...which I'm glad he did, because somehow the trawl through my own 21s missed that. Here's a few more of those, if you're at all interested...

Jim Bob - Coach A Seat 21

Dave Gahan - 21 Days

Frank Black - 21 Reasons

The Charlatans - Come In, Number 21

Ash - Death Trip 21

Blink 182 - 21 Days

The Divine Comedy - 21st of May

Jeff Rosenstock - June 21st

And finally, Douglas had a couple more suggestions...

The Cranberries - 21

(Which owes quite a debt to Cyndi Lauper's Time After Time, if you ask me.)

Chuck Berry - 21 Blues

These lead us quite nicely into the subsection "Songs about being age 21", to which I can add...

The Paddingtons - 21

Jack White - Freedom At 21

Wilko Johnson & Roger Daltrey - Turned 21

The Shirelles - Twenty-One

The Lonesome Pine Fiddlers - Twenty One Years

And... of course... this, which was our opening suggestion this week, from Charity Chic, who almost begged...

The Adverts - No Time to Be 21, please, Rol.

C seconded that too, and, well... why not?

Life's short, don't make a mess of it
To the ends of the earth, you'll look for a sense in it
No chances, no plans
I'll smash the windows of my box
I'll be a madman
It's no time to be 21
To be anyone

To be honest, even though I'm not particularly enjoying 47... I don't think I'd fancy being 21 again. Would you?


And so we finally reach the Top 20. On your marks... get set...

Go!


Sunday, 22 December 2019

Seasonal Snapshots III - The Answers


IT'S ANSWERS!!!

Thanks for keeping this nonsense going all this year. It's been a useful distraction from the real world for me...


25. Used by Native American cultures in sacred ceremonies: Scottish trolley for people with weak leg joints.


Mc - cart - knee.

Not bloody Step Into Christmas, you will surely be glad to know.

Paul McCartney - Pipes Of Peace

24. Two articles on better breathing for fish. Not Buddy's ...the day.


The & a are two articles. I am reusing a few old clues this week, with no apologies.

Fish might breathe better if they had more gills.

Buddy Holly sand That'll Be The Day.

Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas

23. T-mas left after dire traffic jam.


If Chris leaves Christmas, you're left with tmas.

Dire... erm... well, not Straits. (Yes, I know that's not how you spell "diarrhoea").

Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas

22. What Santa needs... a double homicide.


Double homicide: Slay & The Killers.

Santa needs a great big sleigh.

The Killers - A Great Big Sleigh

21. OHHHHHHH! Wrapping.


The Big O.

Roy Orbison - Pretty Paper

20. Predictions of misery from your flat screen TV & stereo.


LCD Sound System - Christmas Will Break Your Heart

19. Remain in that postcode for at least 24 more hours.


East 17 - Stay Another Day

This is a good song. But they look extremely silly, both in the picture above and in the video.

18. Move over... Jesus was one too.


Move over, darling.

Jesus was a carpenter.

The Carpenters - Merry Christmas, Darling

17. Common sense list for America or Jack?


Captain America... or Captain Jack? (Billy Joel, not Johnny Depp.)

That sounds sensible.

Captain Sensible - One Christmas Catalogue

16. Gargled harem hopes to last to the end of the month.


"Gargled harem" was an anagram.

Merle Haggard - If We Make It Through December

15. A short, painful New Year for Shaky... and what came before that wasn't the best either.


Suffering, shortened, becomes Suf. January, shortened, becomes Jan.

Shaking Stevens.

Sufjan Stevens - That Was The Worst Christmas Ever

14. Get... Clemons! No chimney, obviously.


Get Carter!

Clarence Clemons.

If there was no chimney, Santa would have to use the back door.

Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa

13. Da do ones kill Andy Bell.


Da do ron ron... slays Ride.

The Ronettes - Sleigh Ride

12. The story of snow in Chelmsford or Saffron Walden.


They're in Essex.

David Essex - A Winter's Tale

11. Kids hanging around a barber's shop on the zebra crossing.


Outside an American barber's shop, there used to be a candy cane pole.

Zebra crossings have white stripes. I've probably used that before. but it worked again here.

The White Stripes - Candy Cane Children

10. The opposite of a Silent Night... with added bloodshed.


The opposite of a Silent Night...? A loud one!

Loudon Wainwright III - I'll Be Killing You This Christmas

9. My average sucks... and I always get miserable around now.


"My average sucks" is an anagram.

Kacey Musgraves - Christmas Makes Me Cry

8. Dinosaur punch goes straight to your head.


A bop to the head?

T-Rexmas!

T-Rex - Christmas Bop

7. Small Buddy Hollies jingle.


Buddy sang Rave On...

The Raveonettes - Christmas Song

6. Don't forget snarly rhinos!


Longtime readers will remember that I've used the "snarly rhinos" anagram before.

Harry Nilsson - Remember (Christmas)

5. "Two weeks off work." That's amazing!


A wonder is amazing.

"Two weeks off work." That's what Christmas means to me!

Stevie Wonder - What Christmas Means To Me

4. American sums found in delivery ward.

American sums are Maths.

So... Math is (in the room) when a child is born.

Johnny Mathis - When A Child Is Born

3. I'm not even going to write a clue for this one. Everything you need is in the picture.


Eels - Christmas Is Going To The Dogs

2. Home of Kemp, King and Scorsese... on the road, darling.


Martin Kemp, Martin Luther King and Martin Scorcese would live in a house...martins.

Caravans are homes that go on the road, love.

The Housemartins - Caravan of Love

1.  My way to wish you all yuletide greetings.


At last, the end is near...



Have yourselves a merry little Christmas!



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