I did look for a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker holding a camera. That would have been timely with the whole Sex & The City revival going on right now, Unfortunately I couldn't one. Also, SJP annoys the hell out of me. Unlike the divine Sarah Paulson, an actress who elevates any film or show she appears in.
So it's Ms. Paulson who introduces our Top Ten Sarah Songs. Take it away...
10. Oft welcomed, a comet flowed.
"Oft welcomed, a" and "a comet flowed" are both anagram...
9. Connected to celebrity's thigh.
The star's hip bone would be connected to the celebrity's thigh bone...
8. Headwear that can't be plaited.
You can't plait fog, can you?
7. Found in the lobby and nowhere else.
"lobby and" was an anagram...
6. Murder via heavenly bodies.
Sun kills moon! (That's Mr. Mark Kozelek there. Don't mess with him.)
Sun Kil Moon - Sarah Lawrence College Song
5. Maternal agony.
Anagram!
4. Jim Morrison claimed to be one.
He claimed to be a Lizard King. And the King of the Lizards was...
3. Hipster friend quits card game.
My hipster friend is Ben. If he quits a card game, he folds.
2. Axe murderess needs to eat more pies.
Lizzie Borden needs to put on a bit of weight.
(Strong stomachs or sick bags required for that video.)
1. Linked to the Church and the Quakers.
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